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Mr garrison
Mr garrison




  • Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Apparently, no one thinks it odd that every single one of the top basketball players from all the elementary schools in Colorado (except for Kyle) is a tall black kid.
  • Trans Nature: Black basketball player for Kyle, and dolphin for his father Gerald.
  • Garrison's opinion, which doesn't really stand up to scrutiny very well, in view of Mr.
  • Status Quo Is God: For almost everyone subverted by Mr.
  • He certainly doesn't have to twist anyone's arm to sell his services in this episode. Biber never exactly volunteers any information that might dissuade his customers, but he's quite possibly the world's least aggressive salesman ever.
  • Racial Face Blindness: Gerald and Garrison were unable to determine which of the black basketball players was Kyle, despite the obvious clue of him wearing his green hat.
  • Portmanteau: The "Jewphin" and "Lawphin" lines.
  • N-Word Privileges: Garrison uses the word "fag" three times in this episode (none of them in a Having a Gay Old Time way), which he can get away with doing because he's a homosexual himself.
  • No Challenge Equals No Satisfaction: Certainly Cartman's opinion when his taunting fails to stir up any disagreement from Kyle, given the fact that the basketball coach said the same thing earlier, and he actually had a good point.
  • Biber's evidently making good on his promise to reverse their surgeries at the end of this episode. Also, come the next episode, they don't even have any scars from Dr.
  • Magic Plastic Surgery: Like Garrison's sex change, though the times aren't specified, it doesn't seem to have taken very long for Kyle or his father to recover enough from their surgeries to start showing off their new configurations.
  • Officer: Sounds like an open and shut case. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls, which were in the knees of a black child, whose father is a dolphin. To put it mildly, just about everything in their statement only Makes Sense In Context.
  • Let Me Get This Straight.: The officer taking the boys' statement at the end.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: Gerald is openly transphobic and hypocritical throughout the episode, but he was right that Kyle's belief he's transracial is ridiculous.
  • Innocently Insensitive: While stated in a thoroughly needlessly offensive way, the basketball coach is right to point out that Kyle is not physically built for basketball compared to the other players, since it was shown that Kyle clearly wasn't up to par with them.
  • Incompatible Orientation: "Mrs." Garrison and Mr.
  • (No, they weren't deliberately pointing their guns away from any of their targets.)
  • Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: As mentioned, the stadium guards' aim sucks.
  • Slave's surprise and dismay that night when "she" gets home.
  • Easy Sex Change: While the time between Garrison's surgery and showing off "her" new configuration isn't specified, it can't have been very long, considering Mr.
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    Dream-Crushing Handicap: Kyle is dismayed to learn that he is far too short and nonathletic to be a star basketball player until he gets plastic surgery to make him into somebody who can.Disproportionate Retribution: The stadium guards shoot live ammunition at Garrison and company for not paying the two dollar entry fee.If he actually does it, the testicles in his knees will explode! Biber: Well, I only made him look like he could play basketball.

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    He's genuinely enthusiastic about finally getting his chance to get knocked up so he can shred and queef out the unborn baby just like a woman.ĭr. Not pro- choice but pro- abortion: he doesn't do any of the usual "I abhor abortion, but." verbal gymnastics.

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  • Dead Baby Comedy: Garrison's extremely pro-abortion antics at Planned Parenthood.
  • Comically Small Demand: The cops will shoot any trespassers into the basketball game who don't pay the $2 entry fee.
  • Subverted with Garrison's womanly appearance, with no physical deformities as such.
  • Played straight with both Kyle and Gerald's transracial and trans-species appearances, with clear stitches and bruises showing on both of them.
  • Biber mentions while explaining how "negroplasty" works involves enlarging Kyle's penis.
  • Black Is Bigger in Bed: One of the enhancements Dr.
  • Art Shift: Clips of an actual sex-change operation are intercut with the animated Mr.
  • Third, it takes weeks to recover from a vaginoplasty, Garrison would have been unable to return to work for at least two months.
  • Second, vaginoplasty is never done while the patient is awake.





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